Lukaku's on the Board for Manchester United

Manchester United’s latest high-priced spread, Romelu Lukaku, has found twine.

OK, it was American twine, but what the hell. It's July.

Of course United picked up a friendly 2-1 victory over Real Salt Lake. This showing was all about the £75million worth of Lukaku.

He's the dude who does stuff like this for Belgium:

United weren't necessarily full of themselves in this friendly, but they were stunned at the start as the Claret and Cobalt’s Luis Silva stunned the Premiership giants with an amazing goal:

A big kick to the ego, that is.

But the Red Devils are known for comebacks, and that they did with Henrikh Mkhitaryan’s ticket-justifying goal.

Then came the moment that everyone was waiting for. The expensive Lukaku’s goal:

Dude's got skills to back it up though.

A very rare occasion for a friendly occurred when Antonia Valencia came in like -- pardon the expression -- a wrecking ball:

Which is as close to that tune as this site will ever get.

Screw friendlies. Dude's ready for the season to begin.