The Packers Pro Shop Is Absolutely Selling an Aaron Rodgers Tree Stump Bust
With the NFL season beginning in theory reasonably soon, it's definitely time to stock up on some merchandise smeared with your favorites team's logo.
And if you happen to be a fan of the Green Bay Packers, you're most certainly in luck.
Clearly, the Packers Pro Shop has its green-&-gold finger on the collective pulse of these rabid fans, as there are a wide variety of items available.
However, one in particular has really captured the zeitgeist.
Not surprisingly, this product involves future Hall of Fame QB Aaron Rodgers.
Okay, we've kept you in suspense long enough.
Lemme just look through these new Packers Pro Shop arrivals and OHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO AM I DEAD IS THIS HELL pic.twitter.com/yrIdiM2Iv9— Dusty (@DustyEvely) July 9, 2020
Now this thing is without question deeply unsettling and could potentially provide nightmare fuel for an entire generation of Packer enthusiasts both young and old.
But it's also a kitsch item that might attract the more discerning NFL fan, one with a tasteful eye and sense of adventure.
You'd also have to consider the ARod tree bust a real prestige piece, something a collector might appreciate.
That terrifyingly accurate wood carving would look good on or near any wall.
And just to be clear, this isn't a punishment or form of discipline, although being forced to spend time alone in a room with that abomination would be pretty effective.
The excitement is palpable, though, even inspiring creative puns like the following:
i gotta axe....who wood be board enough to make this?— erin alyce (@herooine) July 9, 2020
Anyway, we're all trembling with anticipation over the upcoming release of the Jordan Love cheese mold.