Miami Dolphins Call the Most Poorly Timed Blitz in NFL History

For one confusing quarter of football, the Miami Dolphins transformed into a passable version of an NFL team.

With an assist from still possibly concussed Steelers QB Mason Rudolph and his brutal decision-making, the Fish jumped out to a 14-0 lead, courtesy of two TD passes from the immortal Ryan Fitzpatrick, who channeled some of that mysterious bearded sorcery of his.

Suddenly, an actual victory somehow seemed possible for the winless Dolphins, and in prime time, no less.

But sensing a disturbance in the Force, head coach Brian Flores and his crack staff quickly extinguished all hope with one horrific defensive play call.

 

With the Dolphins still leading, 14-3, late in the first half, the Steelers were facing a 3rd-&-20 from the Miami 45-yard line.

Then this happened:

 

Of course, the former Belichick disciple defended the call afterwards, but we know the truth.

Later in the game, perhaps realizing how transparent that blitz was, Flores put on a show for the cameras:

 

But that shit isn't fooling anyone:

 

 

 

That's correct.

Dude actually called a timeout before the play.

 

Yeah, we can't look at him either.