The Falcons Receive Some Sloppy Drunk Halftime Feedback from a Disgruntled Fan
Through one quarter of the 2019 NFL season, it's safe to say the Atlanta Falcons have been something of a disappointment.
Despite an abundance of talent -- particularly on the offensive side of the ball -- these perpetual underachievers continue to soil themselves publicly.
Suffice it to say, their loyalists are quickly losing patience with this nonsense.
Fortunately for us, this frustration has been communicated through one heroic superfan.
The Falcons were craptastic during the first half of this past weekend's home contest with the Tennessee Titans.
After falling behind, 24-7, and looking completely uninterested doing so, this brave soul stepped up to voice the displeasure of an entire building:
Falcons’ fans have had enough.. this was going into halftime. 😤😂 pic.twitter.com/CZMsdl2A7q
— Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) September 29, 2019
Seriously, dude needs his own AM sports radio show during drive time.
While this buzzed gentleman didn't really seem schooled on football jargon, the phrase tighten up seems clear enough.
Aaron Boone sure knows where he's coming from.
This avatar for every disgruntled sports fan on Earth saved his most pointed commentary for QB Matt Ryan, whom he correctly observed is playing like doo-doo.
In fact, he personally invited octogenarian backup Matt Schaub to take the reins.
Just don't tell Hitler.
He did implore the Atlanta cheerleaders to keep shaking those pom-poms though:
She was like here we go and luckily he just showed love 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SWiqSL9730
— LJ (@Iys_LJ) September 30, 2019
Somehow, the Falcons were unmoved by this stirring plea, scoring three points in the second half and losing, 24-10.
Dude deserves better.