Cris Collingsworth Consummates His Torrid Love Affair with Pat Mahomes on Live TV
There have been many examples over the years of a broadcaster falling madly in love with a professional athlete on the air.
The NBC Sunday Night Football gang was in Kansas City on Sunday night as the Chiefs hosted the Colts, a development that surely had the Emmy-winning broadcaster squealing with delight.
Now obviously, Mahomes is a generational talent at the position, but that's still not a valid excuse to verbally fellate another man whom you're supposed to be discussing objectively.
There was one play in particular that really had his socks comically rolling up and down:
While that's without question an incredible sequence, our friend is clearly struggling to understand these confusing emotions.
The adolescent fawning from Collingsworth didn't go unnoticed, triggering the usual flurry of memes:
Cris Collinsworth watching Patrick Mahomes breathe: pic.twitter.com/LUZWyUiLQR— Kevin (@kevinmick) January 12, 2019
Cris Collinsworth: "Patrick Mahomes, just stop it!" pic.twitter.com/gZO1tyamm4— zack (@zacklemore92) October 7, 2019
Cris Collinsworth watching Patrick Mahomes pic.twitter.com/hYgJx9Z2Q3— Terence Malangone (@SpikeMal) October 7, 2019
Cris Collinsworth is performing oral sex on Patrick Mahomes live on NBC right now...you hate to see it pic.twitter.com/DVcjiehikJ— Psycho Tom Brady (@Psycho_TomBrady) October 7, 2019
Well, you get the gist.
Apparently, Cris prefers them young and nimble.