Another Beast Mode Moment: Dude Got Red Carded

Marshawn Lynch is proving to be a man of many colors:

• Cal Bear dark blue;
• Seattle Seahawk college navy;
• Raider black; and now
• Soccer red.

The latter -- expounding on a fuller description à la Seahawks -- was yer outta here red, also known as shoo red, scat red, and most definitely, ejected red.

So there the Beast Mode was this past weekend, trying to be a nice guy, apparently either losing a bet or doing a favor by appearing in former Seattle Sounder and Portland Timber Steve Zakuani's charity soccer game in Seattle.

Dude clearly wasn't as into it as much as he coulda been, ambling into the match to start the second half:

Who knew Lynch was the reincarnation of William Webb Ellis?

Give the dude some props for his tribute to history, here. After all, without rubgy, there'd be no gridiron. And with no gridiron, there'd be no Beast Mode.

One can only hope the Micro-Management Patrol at 345 Park Avenue doesn't tack on a fine for improper footwear, untucked jersey, no post-exit interview, or whatever other Spanish Inquisition imposition that might occur to them.

Right.

As for the charity soccer match, it coulda been worse. Fortunately, there were no golf carts within Beast Mode distance.