We Can Only Hope This Michigan Fan Will Never Be This Alone Ever Again

A permanent midnight has descended on the Michigan Wolverines football program.

The Fighting Harbaughs were involuntarily probed by Bucky on Saturday, losing 35-14 at Camp Randall in a game that wasn't nearly as close as even that score would indicate.

Michigan fans have been tossed into a fiery pit of misery, including high profile ones like Charles Woodson, who may never quite be the same again.

However, there was another fan who may have had a worse day.

 

You'll feel differently when you meet this poor bastard:

 

That scene is worthy of a cringe.

 

We don't know what circumstances caused this fan to be left alone among the bib overall-clad student body, or what would compel him to stick around knowing the traditional Jump Around sing along was coming.

Also, was he texting his therapist?

The mind reels at all of these unanswered questions.

 

Well, at least he's not this dude:

 

So Meatloaf is a Michigan fan.

 

His name is Robert Paulson.