Michigan Destroys Notre Dame with Superior Talent and Complimentary Rally Towels

The Michigan Wolverines have been a pretty substantial disappointment this season.

However, they appear to have decided to purge all of this angst and frustration at the expense of Notre Dame.

The Fighting Harbaughs did unspeakable things to the Irish this weekend in a rather moist Ann Arbor.

While exposing Notre Dame -- and specifically, their offense -- as fraudulent, the 45-14 result seemed to function as prime time therapy for Coach Jim and his student-athletes.

 

Brian Kelly and his perpetually overrated bunch even suffered the indignity of being abused by Michigan students, who used their free rally towels as an instrument of protest:

 

Indeed, the call in question was just atrocious and negated a Michigan pick that then led directly to a Notre Dame TD when the game was actually still in doubt:

 

Just brutal.

Anyway, that's what raised the ire of those incorrigible kids in the student section, one of whom displayed some remarkable accuracy:

 

It was quite resourceful to repurpose those towels like that:

 

While launching rag rockets onto the field was cathartic, the 28 consecutive points scored by the Wolverines afterwards also improved their mood.

 

The Irish were drenched in failure.