Darwinism and Some Bushes Swallow Up Several Female Auburn Fans

A wildly entertaining college football game was played this past Saturday between Auburn and Alabama.

But while the Iron Bowl featured much drama and intrigue, it also claimed a number of victims through the necessary process of natural selection.

The host Tigers and their delirious fans at Jordan-Hare Stadium were obviously excited after their 48-45 win over the Tide.

Some were perhaps a bit overzealous, though:

 

These likely sorority sisters from the late 1980's or early 1990's just wanted to be part of the fun with the kids but were subsequently consumed by Charles Darwin and his well-manicured hedges.

 

They will certainly be missed at the next wine tasting.

Meanwhile, others perished, as well.

Like this poor, unfortunate soul:

 

Surely, she must have been found, maybe the following day:

 

Or her desperate cries for help went unanswered.

Anyway, this certainly isn't the first time that the nasty Auburn shrubbery has claimed victims during an Iron Bowl:

 

The future is bleak indeed.