Clemson Stops by the White House for a Fast Food Buffet

Published on 15-Jan-2019 by Raoul Duke

Football - NCAA    NCAA Football Daily Review

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Clemson Stops by the White House for a Fast Food Buffet

Once upon a time, it was considered a privilege for championship teams to visit the White House.

Clearly, this isn't currently the case.

The Clemson Tigers tore Nick Saban a new one in the title game, spanking the Crimson Tide, 44-16, to take the CFP Championship.

As a result of this historic triumph, they were rewarded with a trip to TrumpLand.


Please remember to keep your hands and racism inside the car at all times.

Now, because of that pesky government shutdown, the White House chefs have been furloughed, which makes catering events something of a problem.

But fear not:


See, this is the kinda pro-active thinking that makes us the envy of the planet.


And just look at this spread:


We couldn't be prouder.


Somewhere, Morgan Spurlock just threw up in his mouth a little.

The Clemson team nutritionists are probably displeased, as well.


At least some folks still appreciate quality American food.

As with most White House episodes these days, this shit reads like satire, but it's really happening.