Utah Just Won a Division I Basketball Game by 94 Points

If you're anything like us, the beginning of the college hoops season is always highly anticipated.

Of course, we don't necessarily look forward to the upsets or seeing the blueblood programs hook up, although these things can be enjoyable.

Oh no.

We're here for the mismatches.

 

Fortunately, we didn't have to wait very long this season.

Just look at what the Utah Runnin' Utes did to something called the Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils:

 

That's a big bowl of wrong right there.

 

That would definitely be the word.

As you can see above, the Utes covered that pesky 29.5 point spread with relative ease in this 143-49 crippling, not to mention the fact they almost took care of the 148.5 point total all by themselves.

 

Here's some of the crime scene footage, if you're into that sort of thing:

 

Apparently, those scrappy Devils were incorporating their patented catatonic defensive alignment.

This NCAA D-I record margin of victory didn't slip past those Twitter scalawags, with many even displaying actual pity for the victimized Devils:

 

 

However, at least one dude attempted to make a funny:

 

Well, that's just silly.