Uh Oh, We've Got Another 94-Point College Basketball Reaming on Our Hands
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We're still trying to recover from the merciless beating inflicted upon the MIssissippi Valley Delta Devils at the hands of those evil Utah Runnin' Utes.
Sadly though, there's yet another college basketball crisis that demands our attention.
As you might imagine, things escalated rather quickly.
While this wasn't a literal bloodbath, it was a fairly convincing facsimile of one.
You probably noticed that a certain four-letter network wasn't on hand to capture this nightmare for posterity.
Fortunately, we were able to scare up some footage.
And it was pretty grim.
Somehow, a 47-9 halftime lead actually got worse in the second half.
The final score was a surreal 110-16, and it wasn't even that close.
We're hoping those brave Lynx will be able to regroup before their conference schedule begins:
Notice Merrimack has an easy time of it tonight in their home opener vs D3 Lesley winning by 94(!), 110-16. Lesley held to just 7 points in the second half. Lesley shot just 10% (5/50) in the game and had 37 turnovers. #NECMBB— Nelson Castillo (@NelCastNY) November 23, 2019