Unfortunately, Drake Has Advanced to the NBA Finals

Published on 26-May-2019 by Raoul Duke

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Unfortunately, Drake Has Advanced to the NBA Finals

The Toronto Raptors and Milwaukee Bucks provided a rather entertaining Eastern Conference Finals, with sophisticated basketball robot Kawhi Leonard and the Raptors prevailing in six tension-filled games.

Sadly though, there's one unfortunate by-product to this development.

If you guessed continued global exposure to Drake, you win the set of steak knives.

Indeed, the Raps' self-proclaimed No1 superfan certainly bugged the crap out of the Bucks and will now probably be even more obnoxious as his team prepares to battle Golden State in the NBA Finals.

 

For good or ill, here are some of Drake's more inappropriate antics:

 

Okay, now we're about as far from uptight as we can get, but that's just ridiculous.

First of all, dude shouldn't be allowed to roam up and down the sidelines.

Also, a fan practically walking on the court to mock the opponent is just not cool.

 

But alas, there's more from that very same Game 4:

 

Yes, that was definitely the mediocre musician utilizing some amateur relaxation techniques on head coach Nick Nurse, which of course is a totally normal thing to do in the middle of a basketball game.

 

Well, that just creates more questions we'd just assume not attempt to answer right now.

Finally, this brings us to the clinching Game 6:

 

Yep, he gave Nick another massage.

All of this calls to mind the epic mindscramble between Spike Lee and Reggie Miller back in the glorious 1990's.

 

We don't recall Spike intimately touching Pat Riley or Jeff Van Gundy, publicly anyway.

Of course, the Dubs are already familiar with Drake:

 

This might actually be fun.