NBA Cyborg Kawhi Leonard Programmed to Laugh at Really Awkward Press Conference

Published on 26-Sep-2018 by Raoul Duke

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NBA Cyborg Kawhi Leonard Programmed to Laugh at Really Awkward Press Conference

The Toronto Raptors acquired Kawhi Leonard in a curious trade with the San Antonio Spurs this past off-season.

The two-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year seems to be making an effort to fit in with his new team, for however brief a time he happens to be there.

Of course, Leonard may not be entirely human, so any type of social interaction is a learning experience.

 

The possible machine was introduced to the masses recently in Toronto, and the cringing started shortly after Leonard began speaking.

At one point, a well-meaning reporter asked if there was anything Kawhi would like us to know about him, a question which produced this horrifying moment:

That was deeply unsettling.

 

After the Interwebs stopped screaming in terror at the implications of that laugh, it quickly pounced:

 

That would be difficult to explain.

 

 

This's also my working theory, as the Leonard model may have to be exchanged for an updated prototype:

 

Anyway, perhaps the former Spur will master other human emotions during his time in Canada.

 

Just please stop laughing in public.