Atlanta Salvages Their Lost Season by Ending Harden's 30-Point Game Streak

The Atlanta Hawks are really shitty at basketball, but they've been busy in the lab.  

Apparently, in a precedent-setting discovery, the organization has found an antidote for fun.

Despite the 20-41 Hawks' best efforts, this NBA season has been wonderfully entertaining, with James Harden making very meaningful contributions to the cause in what will likely become an MVP campaign.

The Beard went into a recent meeting against them having scored 30 or more points in 32 consecutive games, which is patently absurd.

 

No, it's true.

However, if there ever was a team that would go out of their way to piss on our good time, it's without question the Atlanta Hawks.

We don't suspect that there was any pre-meditation on their part, as that would imply competence.

But with Harden stuck on 28 points at the end of the game, the Hawks sprung into action:

 

Now, it was indeed classy of Big Game James to not attempt a shot with his team up by eight points.

Of course, even if he wanted to, it may have been difficult with the Hawks running their entire team at him.

What a proud day for the organization and their families.

 

Having found something they do well, the Hawks will reportedly be making balloon animals for children and then immediately popping them while discrediting Santa Claus at their next home game.