Pao Gasol's Now Following the Vince Carter Career Model
Please insert gratuitous senior citizen discount joke here.
While practically a child compared to the 42-year-old Vince Carter, the savvy 39-year-old big man isn't quite ready to amble away just yet.
In fact, he's decided to follow the template provided by the aforementioned Carter.
Sorry, these OGs are a bit sensitive.
From what we understand, the Vince formula involves signing a series of one-year contracts with different NBA teams into perpetuity.
When provided this info, Gasol reportedly asked someone to hold his beer.
We just happen to have some rare archival footage of Kung Pow in a Bucks uniform:
Hmmm, that went well.
Gasol will no doubt make a meaningful contribution to the Portland cause this year with his 10-15 minutes per night.
We're also taking bets on what team he'll inevitably sign with next year, preferably one with ramps already installed.