Noted Astronomer Kyrie Irving Revises Flat Earth Hypothesis

Published on 12-Oct-2018 by Raoul Duke

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Noted Astronomer Kyrie Irving Revises Flat Earth Hypothesis

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.

Or a mercurial point guard who likes to force trades.

You may recall when Kyrie Irving, at the time still running with Bron Bron in Cleveland, decided to publicly share his thoughts on the flat earth theory.

More specifically, he claimed to wholeheartedly agree with it.


Tragically, this nonsense actually triggered some sort of movement, with others advocating for the cause.

Hell, even Shaq stopped bickering with Charles Barkley for two seconds and joined the fray.


Recently, Irving has finally come to the realization that there are people out there who might actually base their belief systems on his ideas, regardless of how deranged they may be.


Hopefully, all of those angry science teachers will accept his apology.


We can only assume that Kyrie also believes that our Cheerios are being poisoned.