King James Denied His Precious Taco Tuesday Trademark

Published on 12-Sep-2019 by Raoul Duke

Basketball - NBA    NBA Daily Update

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King James Denied His Precious Taco Tuesday Trademark

Clearly, there's no justice to be found in this deeply flawed world of ours.

Because if there was, then the Lakers' LeBron James would be the proud owner of a Taco Tuesday trademark.

But alas, in a legal travesty the likes of which we've never seen, the King was denied his rightful designation as Lord of the Tacos.

What the hell are we supposed to do now?

 

Apparently, there was a compelling legal reason for the denial:

 

Obviously, this joyful phrase has been around for some time, actually dating back around 30 years or so to the pseudo-Mexican food chain Taco John's.

But just behold the intoxicated delight of Bron Bron and his family when they utter the words:

 

It's just a damn shame.

We'll give our very own resident house attorney Josh Gerben the final word:

 

Hopefully, we as a collective will continue to use the phrase with the same vigor as LeBron and not abuse the privilege.