The Frisky JD Martinez Cops a Feel on Female Yankees Fan
Playing right field at Fenway Park presents some unique challenges.
Because of the low wall, players have unlimited access to fans if so desired.
Well, JD Martinez was in the mood a few days ago and took full advantage of the situation.
While the assault wasn't quite that egregious, there is definitive evidence of a boob graze.
Many thanks to the detectives at Jomboy Media for assisting with our internal investigation.
We have concluded that the contact was accidental, but the expression on that lady Yankee fan's face was spectacular.
The boob punch is timeless.
We're just grateful that JD didn't have access to a sharpie.
Now that's what we call community outreach.