Christian Yelich Brilliantly Trolls a Prudish Fan with His Walk-Up Music
Published on 28-Aug-2019 by Raoul Duke
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The ancient art of trolling seems to reach new levels of creativity with each passing day.
Whether it's playful or mean-spirited, it's never boring.
We tend to gravitate towards troll jobs that showcase originality and outside-the-box thinking.
In that regard, we'd like to acknowledge the efforts of Christian Yelich, whose prodigious numbers on the field are matched only by his prowess in the troll game.
While that isn't Yelich holding a trophy, the reigning NL MVP did participate in the annual ESPN The Magazine Body Issue, which features impossibly fit athletes wearing nothing at all.
ESPN “reveals” Christian Yelich’s body issue pics. pic.twitter.com/qHqQW9x1hI— Matt Hietpas (@MattyHip) August 27, 2019
At least they gave him some props to play with.
Of course, the prudes are always lurking in the dark recesses of the web, just waiting for a chance to be outraged.
One such person named Roxane couldn't believe that Yelich would agree to a naked photo shoot with no thought for the children of the world.
Fortunately, the scandalous Brewers outfielder was made aware of her tweet before it was deleted:
Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019
Before we continue, here's some context on the uptight Roxane:
Cant expect much more pic.twitter.com/BK4SRjlEd3— devin. 🚮 [87-47] (@Twheak) August 27, 2019
Deep down, we already knew that.
Now let's get back to our regularly scheduled trolling, already in progress:
.@ChristianYelich changes his walk-up song to Roxanne.— Subscribe to Cut4 on YouTube!!!! (@Cut4) August 28, 2019
* chefs kiss * pic.twitter.com/1NNDzrtjbz
Perhaps Roxane should take the night off from walking the streets for money and read a damn book.