Jon Rahm Pees on a Tree in Camera Range during PGA Championship
However, that large number somehow wasn't the most humiliating thing that happened to Rahm on this fateful day.
Depending on your perspective, the following was far worse:
Where to begin?
There's just so much to enjoy in that brief clip, from the delightfully unfortunate timing to one of the announcers talking about speeding up the game while a golfer takes a quick piss in between holes.
Dustin Johnson seemed oblivious to the tinkle, but at least Rahm was courteous enough to not urinate in a sand trap or indiscriminately spray the gallery.
Or on the green, for that matter.
Or a couch in the clubhouse.
Or even a rug.
We can go all day.
Obviously, the Internet wasn't going to let this fat pitch sail by without taking a hack.
Jon Rahm taking a leak while DJ hits is a good representation of his round today too. pic.twitter.com/mTqQCB1peZ— Bobby Reagan (@BarstoolReags) May 17, 2019
That's what we call symbolism.
It's on par with someone taking a shit during breakfast at Wimbledon.
Yes, this actually does make the 11th-ranked golfer in the world more relatable to us municipal course laypeople.
And possibly to R Kelly.
What, too soon?