Real Madrid Have Juventus Sucking Vapor Trails

The reigning Champions League titlists may have been left in Barcelona's dust in this season's La Liga race, and apparently, they've been itching to take it out on someone else.

Looks like Juventus will do nicely.

Combined with Real being outta the Copa del Rey, too, retaining the top trophy in Europe is paramount for saving a season of their usual high expectations.

Juve were hoping to put up a good fight at the Allianz, but then Cristiano Ronaldo happened and an 0-3 humiliation was the outcome.

Champions League competition is Ronaldo’s Holy Grail. Dude's the greatest marksman in its history, and he wasted no time confirming it in this one.

As in the third minute:

This is why his attacking mindset is the best in the world.

The Portuguese international has scored many memorable goals in his Champions League campaign, but the second in this match may actually be his best ever:

Take a bow, dude.

Bloody incredible.

After that, not only the match but Juve itself were nothing but a required accessory to Ronaldo's greatness, but Marcelo decided that one more away-goal advantage wouldn't a bad idea.

So, why not?

How does a demoralized Juve recover from this?

 

Unfortunately for the Zebras, D-Day isn't on their roster.

Even more unfortunately, for them, there's a second leg to play.