Flyers Fans Literally Tinkle on Sidney Crosby
The proclivities of Philly sports fans have been well-documented, from Santa booing to battery tossing and all points in between.
But this may be the crown jewel.
For Game 3 of the Eastern Conference quarterfinals, the urinals at Wells Fargo Center featured a special surprise.
But what could it be?
Every urinal at Wells Fargo had a Crosby pic in it @spittinchiclets @BarstoolJordie @SmittyBarstool pic.twitter.com/FmJgPw3f60
— Kevin Carter (@iLikeKevDaily1) April 15, 2018
Yes, Philly fans were encouraged to urinate all over Penguins star Sidney Crosby, an invitation that was no doubt greeted with unbridled enthusiasm by that pack of savages.
Meanwhile, the unflappable Crosby was not in any way concerned with this nefarious activity, suggesting it wasn't actually the first time for him.
Sidney Crosby on the pictures of him in the Wells Fargo Center urinals: "It’s not the first building that’s happened in. I don’t know if they stole that idea from someone else, but that’s not the first time that’s happened."
— Sam Werner (@SWernerPG) April 15, 2018
None of this made one bit of difference on the ice, as the Pittsburgh legend scored a goal and added three assists in the Penguins 5-1 beatdown of the Flyers.
Perhaps next time the Flyers brethren could try micturating on someone or something else.
Although the injured parties aren't always compensated in full.
Or maybe the Flyers could just play better.