Boy, That Auston Matthews Sure Knows How to Party

Here's a tip for anyone seeking the formula for a good time.

Just feed Auston Matthews some booze and stir vigorously.

It appears the Toronto Maple Leafs stud is being accused of disturbing the peace in Arizona, where he resides in the offseason.

Well, to specify, disturbing the personal peace of a particular female security guard at his apartment building.

 

An allegedly inebriated Matthews and some good time pals decided it'd be fun to scare the shit outta the aforementioned security guard while she sat in her car outside the building.

Here's the rest:

 

Yep, pants around the ankles.

 

Now, this young man clearly seems like a pretty bright dude, so we're just at a complete loss as to why he'd behave in such a manner.

 

Oh, and did we mention that the guard is a military veteran suffering from PTSD?

 

Here's the 22-year-old speaking for almost a full minute but not actually saying anything:

 

He should issue a statement explaining that mustache.