Vance McDonald Unleashes the Stiff Arm from Hell on Monday Night Football

The classic NFL stiff arm can be a devastating manuever when executed properly.

It's also very disrespectful.

On another exciting installment of ESPN MNF, Pittsburgh Steelers TE Vance McDonald earned his doctorate degree in this somewhat lost art.

Please enjoy the following gratuitous violence:

 

That's so very wrong.

 

Of course, to make an omelet, you must break a few eggs, and our most unfortunate victim was the probably traumatized Chris Conte of Tampa Bay.

The veteran safety provided very little resistance on the play, as the centaur-like McDonald galloped 75 yards for a score.

It's quite stunning how quickly someone can transform into a human meme, but Conte managed to accomplish this feat at frightening speed.

 

 

Also Puerto Rico.

 

Sadly, this is 100% correct.

Conte literally had his soul purged and placed in a briefcase on live cable TV, which is something you should try to avoid if at all possible.

 

The word beautiful is probably not being used to describe that play, in the Conte household, anyway.

As for McDonald, dud was rightfully pleased with his work, suggesting after the game that he prefers to punish his opponents.

 

We should appreciate the stiff arm while we still have it.

No doubt Roger Goodell and his minions are twisting their collective mustaches while concocting a plan to legislate it out of the game as we speak.