The Continuing Misadventures of Reality TV Star Jay Cutler

It's about time we checked back in with QB-turned-reality-TV-star Jay Cutler to see how he's filling the hours these days.

Fortunately, his wife's useless E! Network vehicle, Very Cavallari, is still drawing breath, proving definitively there is no accounting for taste.

While the show lacks any redeeming value whatsoever, it does provide a platform to observe Cutler in extruciatingly contrived situations with his wife and others, which is somehow really quite captivating.

In the most recent episode, Kristen asked the former Bears fan favorite to drop in unannounced on her employees and roll his eyes at them.

 

Prepare to be completely and thoroughly entertained:

 

Hopefully, the dueling overalls didn't distract you from the fact that there are some serious shipping issues at the office that Cutler is being dispatched to investigate.

Let's find out if Jay is as adept at logistics as he was at winning playoff games or earning the respect of his teammates:

 

That office should be razed immediately.

 

You'll be relieved to know that later in the episode, Jay came up with an organizational flow chart that should solve Kristen's shipping problems once and for all.

While this particular Cutler fix is okay, it would've been nice if the Miami Dolphins had tried to coax one more season out of him instead of falling prey to the dark magic of Ryan Fitzpatrick.

 

Perhaps instead of pursuing Peyton Manning for the MNF booth, ESPN might consider the sardonic wit of Cutler as a cheaper alternative.

That would be the best thing ever.