Some Panthers Offensive Lineman Got Dropped in a Street Fight

Well, it appears that the NFL off-season street fighting program has officially commenced.

For those who feel there isn't enough visceral stimulation to be found in free agency, this action can be a welcome diversion.

Our first bout of the season took place in Augusta, Georgia and featured Carolina Panthers G Taylor Hearn, who may be regretting his involvement in this little bar fracas.

Let's consult the crude footage and analyze it in great detail:

 

Hmmm, that went well.

 

Clearly, Hearn failed to capitalize on his significant height and weight advantage, opting instead to flail around helplessly until literally getting dropped on the curb.

His fighting style, or lack thereof, leaves a lot to be desired.

 

We really must protect that face.

It remains to be seen if the second-year lineman will receive any kind of discipline from that think tank at the league office, but in keeping with the incongruent nature of NFL punishments, the poor dude will probably get saddled with a lifetime ban.

Anyway, he should always remember that one of the rules of Fight Club is don't get caught on camera getting your ass kicked.

 

Well, it could've been a rule.