Phillip Rivers' Hideous Monday Night Performance Included This Aborted Block Attempt
Phillip Rivers will be turning 38 in a few weeks, and the mileage is beginning to show.
The longtime Chargers QB and prolific reproduction specialist played one of the worst games of his lengthy career on Monday night in Mexico City against the Chiefs.
However, despite the apparent deterioration of his physical skills, Rivers still appears to have most of his mental faculties intact.
One particular play in this shitstain of a football game provides clear evidence of his limber mind.
Yes, we believe so.
Check out this sound decision-making:
🚨🚨🚨 Blocking clinic in progress. 🚨🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/IB8EzBEVax— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) November 19, 2019
That's a veteran deciding in real time that the contact just wasn't worth it.
Even though Phil absolutely did the right thing, the Twitter went ahead and mocked him, anyway:
Philip Rivers trying to block pic.twitter.com/uWWk6MhOoi— Safest Betting Sites (@SBS_Authority) November 19, 2019
Philip Rivers just threw the worst block in the history of blocks including the games played in leather helmets.— SEA TEA (@Tierno158) November 19, 2019
Philip Rivers throwing a block like pic.twitter.com/kXKk1MUeoC— Jody Sherron (@jodysherron) November 19, 2019
You see, dude's confusing self-preservation with intense malaise.
Clearly, Phil Rivers is much too complex to be compartmentalized in such a fashion:
I’m just going to say it, Phil Rivers just isn’t angry enough. The one touchdown drive tonight he yelled at someone literally every play.— Conway (@Conn_Wayne) November 19, 2019
One more interception and we’re going to get a fight. pic.twitter.com/GY2IHQqzlj
Dude's a puzzle.