Julio Jones Currently Enjoying a Modest One-Game Scoring Streak
Our long national nightmare is finally over.
This past Sunday in DC, Julio Jones was able to locate the end zone for the very first time this season.
Actually, it was more of a personal nightmare just for him, as the Falcons' stud WR had caught 59 balls for 898 yards in 2018 before mercifully scoring a touchdown.
Have a look at this Halley's Comet-like phenomenon:
🚨JULIO JONES FINALLY HAS A TOUCHDOWN THIS SEASON 🚨 pic.twitter.com/8isajTrLa8
— Yardbarker (@yardbarker) November 4, 2018
Right the hell on, dude.
As you can see, that wasn't an ordinary TD celebration, as the Falcons were clearly aware of the epic drought that had just been purged.
It's not like Jones forgot how to score or that Matt Ryan was hazing him in some fashion.
This was just one of those peculiar sports occurrences that defy logic and reason.
However you wish to define it, Julio Jones is experiencing sweet relief at the moment.
The Internet seemed pleased, as well.
open the Julio Jones Touchdown Beer Fridge
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 4, 2018
At a hipster coffee shop full of #eagles fans and the whole place just erupted when Julio Jones scored.
— Mike Tanier (@MikeTanier) November 4, 2018
Julio Jones touchdown two days before midterms = democracy will be saved.
— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) November 4, 2018
That last one may be a tad optimistic.
Sadly, even Julio can't rescue the Republic.