Jon Gruden Reveals the True Identity of the White Tiger

It's undeniably wonderful to have Jon Gruden back on an NFL sideline, purely for entertainment value.

While some insist Chucky is engaging in an elaborate troll job on the media with his increasingly bizarre remarks, motive isn't necessarily important here.

What is paramount is that we remain entertained.

The Oakland Raiders new old head coach was in rare form again recently when discussing Martavis Bryant, his mercurial wide receiver:

 

Indeed.

Martavis Bryant is the elusive white tiger.

 

And yes, we understand his complex analogy.

Of course, Gruden wasn't necessarily complimenting Bryant.

This was a completely transparent, passive-aggressive attempt to shame the former Steeler wideout.

 

It's anyone's guess whether or not this brilliant yet condescending ploy will prove to be successful.

When on the field and focused, Bryant can absolutely ball:

 

Sadly, that isn't always the case.

Anyway, let's just hopeChucky will have enough time to get back to Busch Gardens during the season.