Dolphins Coach Blames Inanimate Object for Poor Defensive Effort

The Microsoft Surface and NFL have had a tumultuous relationship over the paat few years.

Unfortunately, there have been instances of both physical and emotional abuse, many of these in front of large crowds and even filmed in some cases.

This past Thursday night, yet another tablet was brutalized by an NFL coach, in this case Miami Dolphins defensive coordinator Matt Burke.

Please feel free to hug a loved one after viewing this footage:

 

That's just not right.

 

The embattled coach apparently decided to assign blame for his team's miserable defensive performance to this amazing piece of technology instead of himself or his players and staff.

The Dolphins were absolutely lit up by the Texans in Houston, giving up five TD passes to Deshaun Watson.

 

Dolphins head coach Adam Gase said some pretty ominous things about the defense after the game.

 

 

Burke may have ample time to assault more machines in the very near future.

 

Of course, the Microsoft Surface has heard this song before, most notably from the Hoodie himself, Bill Belichick.

 

Even the great Aaron Rodgers has experienced moments of weakness.

 

There should be some sort of hotline to report this abuse.

Counselors are standing by to take your call.