DeAngelo Williams Doesn't Like Your Football Team

DeAngelo Williams is currently a free agent NFL running back.

Or, if you prefer, unemployed.

However, this status hasn't deterred Williams from attempting to dictate terms in his search for a new NFL home.

Inexplicably, the former Panther and Steeler has publicly identified four teams he absolutely will avoid under any circumstances.

Without further ado, here are the four teams in question:

Well, there you go.

Of course, there are some compelling reasons for these choices.

Williams spent seemingly forever with his first team, the Carolina Panthers.

Apparently, things didn't end particularly well, so returning is not an option.

This brings us to the Cleveland Browns and Jacksonville Jaguars.

In these two cases, we're talking about basic common sense, although if the only offer the 34-year-old receives for the 2017 season is from one of these two teams, perhaps he'll reconsider.

And finally, Williams cited his childhood allegiance to the San Francisco 49ers as the primary reason for not wanting to associate with the Dallas Cowboys.

Obviously, there are any number of reasons to hate America's Team, but we'll go with this one.

Williams is an entertaining dude, so here's hoping he catches on somewhere.

If not, he can always return to the ring.

Just wow.