Cam Newton Really Should Burn That Babushka Immediately

While scrutinizing Cam Newton's QB play is fair game, his fashion sense is almost always beyond reproach.

Sure, he'll occasionally wear something peculiar, but this is usually a question of taste.

However, we really need to talk about the babushka.

This isn't necessarily an intervention, but we just want to make sure everything's okay in Cam Land.

 

Before and after Carolina's recent home clash with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, their franchise QB was almost mistaken for a Polish immigrant woman of advancing age.

 

That's deeply unsettling.

After another poor outing in another home loss, Cam was apparently still in the midst of his delusion.

 

He may as well be waiting in line for government rations of bread and toilet paper.

Sensing weakness, the Internet pounced:

 

 

 

Hey, they can't all be winners.

Meanwhile, Cam is questionable for this week's tussle in Arizona.

 

Someone should ask him if that walking boot is also a Louis Vuitton.