Cam Jordan Apologizes to Foot Locker for His Hurtful Foot Locker Comment

After two weeks of NFL action, we don't have many definitive answers about anything.

But we do know this.

The New Orleans Saints are the target of a league-wide conspiracy that reaches to the executive level of the Shield offices, up to and including the Ginger Hammer.

Yes, it happened yet again, which makes three consecutive games dating back to the tainted NFC Championship Game.

 

Hey, we're just reporting on what we observe with our own eyes.

Please have a look at the following play against the Rams in LA and tell us what you see:

 

Yep, that's a thing that happened in broad daylight.

So even though the subsequent review determined that was in fact a fumble, the TD still didn't count because a group of co-conspirators whistled the play dead.

 

Of course, we're not saying the military is involved.

Not yet, anyway.

Here's Cam Jordan on how he feels about his job being directly affected by political theater:

 

Dude's making a lot of sense.

But even in his obvious frustration, Cam apologized for lumping hard-working Foot Locker employees into the vast conspiracy:

 

But make no mistake, dude's still pissed off:

 

Maybe we could circulate a petition.