Tragically, the 2018 SERVPRO First Responder Bowl Isn't Happening
Published on 26-Dec-2018 by Raoul Duke
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Despite the fact that there are roughly 243 bowl games on the schedule this year, every single one of them is special and unique.
You know, like a snowflake.
Even the First Responder Bowl, proudly sponsored by SERVPRO and played at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, demands to be cherished and held close to our bosom.
However, in a cruel, weather-related twist of fate, the SERVPRO First Responder Bowl has been cancelled.
We're afraid so.
It certainly wasn't for lack of trying, though.
The game actually did begin, with Boston College jumping out to a quick 7-0 lead.
Then the elements conspired to sabatoge this annual religious experience.
Lightning delay. Game is delayed at least 30 minutes.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
Despite this undeniably shiity development, not everyone's fun was spoiled, as the operator of the official SERVPRO First Responder Bowl twitter account was still in good spirits:
Lightning delay. Game is delayed at least 30 minutes.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
Another lightning strike. Add another 30.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
At this point, the anticipation of football action resuming is palpable.
Another lightning strike. As long as they're within eight miles of the stadium we reset the clock.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
Add another 30.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
One more time with feeling.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
Now resignation has clearly set in, and the humor really begins to flow:
This @BroncoSportsFB isn’t afraid of a little rain. pic.twitter.com/Z8hMyrGFIl
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
The amount of people who think I control the weather is impressive. I can't even control the remote at the house as long as Hallmark Christmas movies are on.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
Attention... playing Toto helps no one. Ever.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
Well, it certainly can't hurt, either.
But the fun couldn't last forever.
The game has officially been ruled a no contest.
— First Responder Bowl (@FRBowl) December 26, 2018
Now what?
This much we do know.
The 2019 SERVPRO First Responder Bowl is going to be pure electricity.
Hopefully, Boston College and Boise State are invited back to finish what they started.
At least they each got their extra practices. Bummer for the seniors, but it's something for everyone else.
