The Miami Hurricanes Have Broken Luther Campbell

Published on 28-Dec-2018 by Raoul Duke

Football - NCAA    NCAA Football Daily Update

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The Miami Hurricanes Have Broken Luther Campbell

In what's becoming a tiresome theme this bowl season, the prestigious New Era Pinstripe Bowl was a bleak, one-sided affair, with the Wisconsin Badgers laying waste to the Miami Hurricanes.

The 35-3 beatdown has raised the ire of many in the Miami community, with Athletic Director Blake James publicly denouncing the team after the loss.

However, the real tragedy appears to be what this performance has done to the fragile psyche of Hurricane football enthusiast Luther Campbell.

It seems the former 2 Live Crew front man may have snapped as a direct result of this lopsided defeat.

 

 

Then Uncle Luke gets very specific regarding potential replacements for current head coach Mark Richt:

 

 

Are these two dudes really the only viable options?

Don't answer that, because Luther has already made a decision:

 

Well, there you go.

 

It really wasn't a very good night for Miami, as they were even being mocked by Bucky.

 

 

These are of course references to the fabled U turnover chain, which didn't do them much good against Wisconsin.

 

While Lane Kiffin is reportedly somewhere in the state of Florida, he's possibly still being held against his will.

Maybe Luther could ask Tipper Gore for her input.