The Miami Hurricanes Have Broken Luther Campbell
Published on 28-Dec-2018 by Raoul Duke
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In what's becoming a tiresome theme this bowl season, the prestigious New Era Pinstripe Bowl was a bleak, one-sided affair, with the Wisconsin Badgers laying waste to the Miami Hurricanes.
The 35-3 beatdown has raised the ire of many in the Miami community, with Athletic Director Blake James publicly denouncing the team after the loss.
However, the real tragedy appears to be what this performance has done to the fragile psyche of Hurricane football enthusiast Luther Campbell.
It seems the former 2 Live Crew front man may have snapped as a direct result of this lopsided defeat.
Somebody at Miami please stop this shit show this is disgusting and is disgraceful. First you lose throughout the season then your ranked 45th in recruiting get embarrassed by fucking Wisconsin. Someone has to get fired tonight
— Luther Luke Campbell (@unclelukereal1) December 28, 2018
We can't score a fucking touchdown against Wisconsin who lost by 20 to Purdue I'm not the one fucking touchdown unreal
— Luther Luke Campbell (@unclelukereal1) December 28, 2018
Then Uncle Luke gets very specific regarding potential replacements for current head coach Mark Richt:
The former players told you psychopathic people to hire Butch Davis you didn't listen to them.
— Luther Luke Campbell (@unclelukereal1) December 28, 2018
You got two coaches to pick from Butch Davis or Lane kiffin what are the two
— Luther Luke Campbell (@unclelukereal1) December 28, 2018
Are these two dudes really the only viable options?
Don't answer that, because Luther has already made a decision:
I want Lane kiffin as the Head Coach it's just as simple as that
— Luther Luke Campbell (@unclelukereal1) December 28, 2018
Well, there you go.
It really wasn't a very good night for Miami, as they were even being mocked by Bucky.
Tonight was off the chain.@PinstripeBowl champions!#OnWisconsin // #Badgers pic.twitter.com/hYs8WktDT8
— Wisconsin Football (@BadgerFootball) December 28, 2018
Gimme that! Back-to-Back!#OnWisconsin pic.twitter.com/VdKWe0uFaZ
— Wisconsin Football (@BadgerFootball) December 28, 2018
These are of course references to the fabled U turnover chain, which didn't do them much good against Wisconsin.
While Lane Kiffin is reportedly somewhere in the state of Florida, he's possibly still being held against his will.
Maybe Luther could ask Tipper Gore for her input.