Something Called the Cheez-It Bowl Just Redefined Mediocrity

The TCU Horned Frogs and California Golden Bears were scheduled to play a post-season college football game on Wednesday night.

Instead, the two schools decided to start a dumpster fire.

Those lucky few who were in attendance at the globally esteemed Cheez-It Bowl for this turnover-plagued abomination will someday weep openly as they attempt to describe what they witnessed to their loved ones.

Perhaps it would be easier to simply show you:

 

Please try to stifle your vomit if you can.

 

Here are a few numbers to chew on, or regurgitate, if necessary:

 

Actually, there were two more after that.

And exactly zero touchdown passes.

TCU QB Grayson Muehlstein completed seven passes to his team, four to Cal, and threw for 27 total yards in the game.

 

And as if four quarters of this shit wasn't bad enough, the game actually went to OT, much to the delight of sadists far and wide.

 

In the first OT, TCU picked off Cal, but some suit on their sideline got a bit too excited.

 

 

Because of that buffoonery, the Horned Frogs were forced to start their subsequent possession from the 40-yard line.

Mercifully, they were able to kick a field goal to win 10-7 and end this waking nightmare.

This is quite obviously the logical by-product of rewarding two schools with losing conference records with an extra game.

 

Oh, and here's one more thought nugget for you:

 

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