Some Topless Dude Just Crashed a Big Ten Network Interview with Urban Meyer

For college football enthusiasts of the Big Ten and Pac-12 variety, Tuesday was enveloped in darkness.

Whatever flag these individuals chose to fly was certainly at half mast after the aforementioned Power Five conferences decided to postpone their fall football seasons indefinitely and not behave like craven, mass murdering shitheads, at least for the moment.

Of course, motivations for this decision might vary wildly, but it's without question the right thing to do, regardless of how badly folks may want football in any form.

Meanwhile, those other three ravenous power conferences appear to be going ahead as scheduled, really plumbing the depths of moral and ethical ambiguity in the process.

 

Anyway, we'll get into all that another time.

In the immediate aftermath of these cancellations, the Big Ten Network thought it would be a swell idea to interview Urban Meyer.

From a boat.

 

Things got very weird, very fast.

 

While the boat does provide context, that's still some pretty unusual shit.

Meyer wisely chose to conduct the interview fully clothed -- we can only hope -- but he seemed genuinely alarmed when the topless gentleman wandering in for whatever reason.

And according to Mrs Meyer, dude was a friend, although it would've been infinitely more interesting if he had been a complete stranger.

 

Meyer will reportedly conduct his next interview during a vigorous massage on the very same boat.