From Roll Tide to Bedroll: Crazy 'Bama Fan Finally Hits the Clink

 24-Mar-2013

 Football - NCAA / NCAA Football Daily Update

 As tearful saplings have their faith restored in the justice system, a menacing tree poisoner prepares to meet a whole new breed of Bubbas.

Les Miss: Twitter Grenade Frags Faux Reporter

 4-Mar-2013

 Football - NCAA / NCAA Football Daily Update

 Memo to Aspiring Reporters: Have two confirmed sources in your pocket if you want to be credible. Memo to Les Miles: 'Faux' rhymes with 'geaux' and is an actual French word, like 'chapeau.'

Kiffin Throws Dad Under Bus; Mom May Ground Him before AD Does

 28-Feb-2013

 Football - NCAA / NCAA Football Daily Update

 The USC head coach may have some useful life skills, but social graces aren't among them. No wonder Tennessee boosters wanted to name a waste treatment plant after him.

Mack Brown's Last Chance Saloon: A Double Shot of Uptempo O

 23-Feb-2013

 Football - NCAA / NCAA Football Daily Update

 If the hurry-up offense doesn't work for the Longhorns, it will be the head coach who will be doing the hurrying. Right out of town.

The Big Ten Mans Up: No More FCS Schools on Its Schedule

 13-Feb-2013

 Football - NCAA / NCAA Football Daily Update

 This announcement means Appalachian State only gets one more chance to beat Michigan. Watch for it in 2014 and then wave it goodbye.