Apparently, This Mississippi State QB Has Acquired the Gift of Flight

Please don't be alarmed, but you're about to meet a dude who can fly without mechanical assistance.

Garrett Shrader plays QB for the Mississippi State Bulldogs, and his shocking secret was safe until Saturday.

That's when he went airborne, with a helpful boost from a couple of Kansas State Wildcats.

If necessary, maybe you could take some Dramamine or possibly a Xanax before viewing the following clip:

 

That was so badass:

 

There's a decent chance we won't see anything quite as cool ever again, so enjoy this machine-less flight.

 

Dude knew it was fourth down and where he needed to be, so he just launched himself into two defenders, who proceeded to launch him a good five yards downfield.

Sadly, he didn't get the first down, but it was spectacular nonetheless.

Here's some more feedback:

 

Well, that was a damn Super Bowl.

 

 

Now there's the proper sentiment.

 

We'll ignore the pessimist.

Maybe Shrader should remain grounded for a while, just to be safe.

 

Unless he's in a hurry, or clinically depressed.