Spencer Dinwiddie Would Like You to Invest in Spencer Dinwiddie

Anyone with some discretionary income lying around may want to listen up, because Spencer Dinwiddie has an exciting investment opportunity for you.

The Brooklyn Nets guard is clearly concerned about your financial future.

As a result, dude's looking for savvy investors to purchase shares in him, Spencer Dinwiddie.

Well, he was looking, until the NBA decided this wasn't the best idea.

 

Let's not be too harsh, though, as it's entirely possible they don't fully understand the concept.

You see, this investment would be in the form of a token found in the digital currency realm.

 

Yeah, we don't get it, either.

Maybe this will help:

 

You see, by purchasing a piece of his contract, you would've essentially been wagering on Dinwiddie, so the more money he makes, the greater the windfall for the investor.

The Association was having none of this genius idea.

They claimed the CBA prohibits transferring of a contract to a third party, even though some are claiming that's not actually what's happening here.

 

We'll take one more shot at clarification.

 

That should do it.