Lance Stephenson Just Crossed Over Jeff Green into a Parallel Universe

There's nothing quite like a well-executed crossover dribble.

The very best ones can sever ankles and purge souls, rendering grown men as helpless as children.

We were treated to one of these a few nights ago in the Association, courtesy of fun-lovin' Lance Stephenson.

The former nemesis and current teammate of King James did something truly awful to Washington Wizard Jeff Green at the Staples Center right in front of a large group of people.

 

Hard to say, but here it is anyway:

 

That was diabolical.

 

Well, the Lakers bench certainly hadn't, as they seemed to have a collective spasm all at once, writhing around on the floor together.

It was almost as if the NBA All-Star Weekend had spontaneously appeared in the middle of a Tuesday night regular season game.

Obviously, Stephenson was enjoying himself, but dude could have a good time at the reading of a will.

He would also probably enjoy the following montage of devastating crossovers from the NBA past:

 

Actually, poor Jeff Green may have been the only one in the building who didn't appreciate the moment.

 

Yep, that's more or less what happened.