Ja Rule Ruins Milwaukee Bucks' Theme Night with Shockingly Bad Halftime Show

Ja Rule has just reinvented the halftime show, setting a new standard of futility for other acts to follow.

In what probably seemed like a reasonably good idea at the time, the Milwaukee Bucks decided to put on a 90's theme night.

This decision is fine in a vacuum, but inviting Ja Rule to perform wasn't really in anyone's best interest.

It certainly didn't do anything for the crowd, which fell into a collective malaise the second dude started talking.

You've been warned.

 

Sadly, because of the delay, poor Ja was still in the middle of his dynamic set as halftime was mercifully coming to an end.

 

If an aging rapper regurgitates 20-year old music in a crowded arena, does he actually make a sound?

 

The fake festival organizer desperately tried to make a human connection with the audience, but their apathy was palpable and very real.

At this point, it would've been best for all concerned if Ja had just retreated to whatever Shantytown he currently resides in, but the Minnesota Timberwolves just couldn't resist.

 

Clearly, Lord Rule wasn't going to take this abuse without replying in batshit crazy fashion.

 

His social media privileges should be suspended immediately.

 

Unfortunately, the mockery continued after the cursed Wolves beat Sacramento, with the Kings finding an opponent they could vanguish off the court.

 

Apparently craving some more ridicule, Ja tried again.

 

But then, a checkmate from the freshly cursed Kings.

 

Let's pray he's had enough.