Anthony Davis? Craigslist Ad for a PA? Wanna Buy a Bridge?
The rigorous NBA schedule doesn't leave much time for mundane tasks like dry cleaning or media requests.
The Pelicans’ big man is creatively specific in the advertisement and is clearly searching for a very special individual to serve as his personal assistant.
The injured center prefers someone with balls skills and his signature unibrow who happens to be 6-5 or taller.
Finding an individual fitting this description could be challenging, but it's likely Davis would be flexible with someone who was willing to learn.
In addition, it appears another requirement is the ability to keep a low profile.
Every 6-10 NBA player has zero probs blending into the background when out and about in the real world.
Time to smell a rat, and the sniffing starts at home:
Still, what a great opportunity for tall unibrows everywhere.
If you happen to find yourself in the greater New Orleans area, by all means, you could do a lot worse than trying to talk him into it.
The grooming tips alone would make the effort worth it.