The Many Tall Tales of Bryce Harper
Well, that's something you don't see every day.
Seriously, scholars will write about this dude generations from now.
Have a look, and please hide the women and children.
Yes, a broken bat homer. He was left with but a sliver.
We are all bearing witness, friends.
The announcers were incredulous, one even invoking the name of Roy Hobbs, who is of course fictional.
Harper has never knocked the cover off the ball, but give him time.
He's only 25 years old.
Could Harper approach Bonds in career homers?
Again, just give him time.