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Wait a minute.
This is an even-numbered year.
Now, if someone would just tell the Giants' chuckers that.
It depends on how déjà you want to be.
If it's within eight days, there's a bunch of it.
Perhaps the season's stats to date are more forgiving -- a 4.64 ERA and 1.38 WHIP -- but one could also say that about the San Andreas fault.
It may not have gone 8.0 lately, but everyone's seen more than once that it can.
Tim Lincecum's still out there. And the NL West has sputtered outta the gate:
Maybe the Giants just picked a trendy time for a shaky start.