Giancarlo Stanton Don't Need No Stinkin' Humidor

NASA is looking to contract private companies to launch their payloads.

The Miami Marlins should put in a bid.

Not that the dude isn't providing value already, but that would make for yet another revenue stream to offset Giancarlo Stanton's mega-contract.

What's more, the Colorado Rockies can and do provide the ideal launching pad for his power, hosting a 504ft blast yesterday:

Stanton's feats are surely generating a new genre of fans.

Stanton's still got a ways to go before anyone can make a practical projection of an assault on Barry Bonds' career home run total.

Incidentally, Bonds has a front-row seat to the fireworks this season after setting the stage by showing the Marlins' sluggers a moonshot or two of his own.

That's all well and good, but Stanton still represents baseball's Great Clean Hope for the gold standard of all baseball stats.