Comerica Park Concession Worker Spits on a Pizza for No Good Reason
The Detroit Tigers make quite an effort to provide the ultimate fan experience.
Not only is the consumer treated to really shitty baseball, there is also apparently a decent chance that your food will be subject to multiple health code violations.
A just awful stadium employee make a conscious decision to spit on someone's uncooked pizza and cover the offending loogie with sauce.
Unfortunately for that scourge of the food service industry, a fellow employee caught this rogue activity on his phone.
According to the diligent co-worker, the perpetrator was having a bad day, which is certainly justification for creating a public health incident.
Anyway, dude's now facing possible felony charges of up to four years and will also be tested for infectious diseases by the Michigan Health Department.
You just can't be too careful these days.
As nasty as this clearly was, there are in fact worse things that can happen to your food behind closed doors.
It's hard to find a good lobster bisque at the ballpark.