Cleveland Radio Host Will Eat Horse Poop After Losing Silly Bet
Sports talk radio is inherently ridiculous, with endless hot takes that invariably appeal to the lowest common denominator.
Sometimes, the wacky schtick includes absurd wagering designed to create shock value for the audience.
Well, an ESPN radio host in Cleveland has provided the template for all future bets of this kind.
This goofy bastard is gonna to eat horse poop.
Sadly, this is not a drill.
The radio dude in question is named Aaron Goldhammer, the perpetrator of this disgusting scenario that will apparently play out.
This wing nut was on the air for months leading up to the NFL draft, yelling about Baker Mayfield and his misguided certainty that the Browns wouldn't use the top pick on him.
Now to be fair, most experts in the know agreed with this sentiment, but they didn't attach juvenile stakes to it.
And wouldn't you know it, the Browns did in fact pull the trigger on the Oklahoma product.
Tee hee, indeed.
Here's Goldhammer addressing his virtual army of listeners after the fact:
.@HammerNation19 has an announcement.
— ESPN Cleveland (@ESPNCleveland) April 27, 2018
HINT: He is a man of his word. #WorstToFirst pic.twitter.com/XFNns1Q6QA
Yes, dude's technically a man of his word if he does actually follow through on the bet.
But he's also kind of an idiot.
Sorta like a Philadelphia Eagles fan who preceded him in culinary revulsion.
There are smarter kids in Ethiopia who'd rather keep starving.