Nike Battles Kawhi Leonard for Possession of the Klaw

As a machine, Kawhi Leonard has the ability to divorce himself from emotion or normal human stress and anxiety.

This gift served him quite well during the NBA Finals, as the technologically advanced two-way superstar was named Finals MVP while leading the Raptors to their first title ever.

Leonard recently filed a lawsuit against Nike, claiming they copyrighted his Klaw logo without his approval.

Not to be out-litigated, the Swoosh has countered with a lawsuit of their own, essentially stating that Kawhi is completely full of shit.

 

Our robot friend maintains that he used his very own robot hand for the design while he was with Coach Pop and the Spurs.

 

Here's a more visceral look at the prototype.

 

Try negotiating with that, Nike legal team.

 

The Swoosh presents a vastly different version of events, claiming that their own designers created it.

This nonsense will probably drag out endlessly, so let's not hold our breath, or shutdown our CPU, as in Kawhi's terrifying case.

 

We can only hope that New Balance or the Los Angeles Clippers organization is providing Kawhi with the requisite amount of old-people medication.